What pizza should I eat right now?!

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Last updated 9/6/26.

Scarr's Pizza

Something happened when they moved locations and it hasn't been as good since. Sad, because this used to be one of my favorites.

Prince Street Pizza

Quality went downhill a few years back, but tourists don't know that, so the lines remain.

Unregular Pizza

They may have expanded too quickly — no consistency anymore, and I used to absolutely love this place.

Joe's Pizza (non-Carmine locations)

I'll basically only eat at the Carmine location now, and occasionally Williamsburg. The others just aren't the same.

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My uncle owned a pizzeria. “Pizza maxi” is in my bio. I've been judging New York slices for as long as I can remember, and I'm tired of watching good people get sent to bad pizza.

Just a guy who cares about you and the pizza you put in your face.

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