What pizza should I eat right now?!

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My uncle owned a pizzeria. “Pizza maxi” is in my bio. I've been judging New York slices for as long as I can remember, and I'm tired of watching good people get sent to bad pizza.

Just a guy who cares about you and the pizza you put in your face.

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I've published three running lists of New York pizza worth your time. Start with the latest, then tell me where I'm wrong.